I want to be a Death Eater
So freaking bad,
Fry up filthy mudbloods with my dad.
Slip through the dead of night, sly and unseen,
Then smile as I Imperio the Queen.
Oh, every time I close my eyes,
I see a flash of hot, green light, yeah.
A different Slytherin every night,
Oh I, I swear, the world better prepare,
For when I'm a Death Eater.

Yeah, I would throw it down like Malfoy,
Stun a Potter fanboy,
Everyday Quidditch,
Nimbus on my wishlist,
I'd probably get myself
Kicked off of the game pitch
Cause my play is just as dirty
As Sirius Black is.
Give a girl a curséd necklace
Like, here Katie, have this,
And last but not least
Feel the dementor's last kiss.
Been a friend o' snakes,
And though I promise I won't boast,
My tongue speak so much Parsel that
They call me the Owl Post.
Heh, get it?
I know that everytime somebody bit it,
There's good chance that somebody in my family did it,
Yeah, can't turn back 'cause being good's stupid,
Everywhere I go, gotta hear the J-Wills music.

Oh every time I close my eyes,
(whatcha see, whatcha see, bruh)
I see a flash of hot, green light.
(Uh huh, uh huh, and what else?)
A different Slytherin every night,
Oh I, I swear, the world better prepare, (For what?)
For when I'm a Death Eater.
Oh-oh, oh-oh,
for when I'm a Death Eater,
Oh-oh, oh-oh.

Let's go!

I'll be goin' out on raids with Auntie Bellatrix,
Know I need a Muggle fix,
Kill half a dozen, then I Crucio the other six,
Levitate a family in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the blood-traitors and the pure completely separate,
Yeah, I'ma have you shrieking like a shack, madam,
And Harry Potter? Bitch, let me take a crack at him.
I'll drive a wedge between his friends and just split 'em up
So even Voldemort would hit me with a knucklebump,
And not a single crony around me would question what I do
Lest I question their family,
I know you may find this hard to believe;
Go in your pocket, pull out your wand
Put it to my arm and see.

I want to be a Death Eater
So freaking bad (So bad)
Fry up filthy mudbloods with my dad.
(Fry everything, heh heh)
Slip through the dead of night, sly and unseen,
Then smile as I Imperio the Queen.
(What up, Draco! Haha!)
Oh every time I close my eyes,
(whatcha see, whatcha see, bruh)
I see a flash of hot, green light.
(Uh huh, uh huh, and what else?)
A different Slytherin every night,
Oh I, I swear, the world better prepare,
(For what?)
For when I'm a Death Eater.
Oh-oh, oh-oh,
for when I'm a Death Eater,
Oh-oh, oh-oh.

I want to be a Death Eater
So freaking bad.