Funny Harry Potter Texts

Loads of funny Harry Potter texts all crammed into one book! There will be more coming! So funny!

Last Updated

05/31/21

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Hagrid's Hut

Chapter 3
18:23
Hermione: Harry, where are you?! We were supposed to all meet here, at Hagrid's Hut, for some tea and to talk!
Harry: Um, I got caught up with Snape. Sorry. :(
Hermione: What? Are you in detention or something?
20:34
Harry: Er, yeah. He said I was only allowed 1 message. It was like prison in there!
Hermione: WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU FOR 2 HOURS!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!
Harry: It wasn't my fault!!!
Hermione: YEAH, SNAPE JUST PUT YOU IN A DETENTION FOR NO RESON!! Actually, that sounds a lot like Snape. Sorry.
Harry: On my way over. See you in a sec.
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