Funny Harry Potter Texts

Loads of funny Harry Potter texts all crammed into one book! There will be more coming! So funny!

Last Updated

05/31/21

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In Hogsmeade

Chapter 1
Harry: Ron, where are you?
Ron: Um...
Harry: Don't tell me you've gone back to Hogwarts >:
Ron: Um...
Ron: Do you really want to know?
Harry: Oh, Ron. >:
Ron: I managed to sneak off with Hermione :D
Harry: Don't you dare, Ron! Do you actually know what you're doing?!
Ron: Geez man! Calm down! I meant, we went back to the castle and managed to get away from the professors to think of a plan on how to escape Hogwarts for next term. Just, let me explain stuff before you go full out next time!
Harry: Oh, sorry 'bout that.
Ron: Harry, how dare you think that we would actually do that! Especially at this awful time!
Ron: Sorry, that was Hermione. Aw man! She just burst into angry tears and rushed off! Thanks! >:
Harry: Oh, sorry. Why do I always mess things up?!
Ron: Um, I don't know, YOU ASSUME THINGS!!! (THAT OFTEN AREN'T TRUE!)
Harry: Geez man, ok, I get it! Anyway, I'm on my way back to the castle.
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