Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans

Chapter 5

Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans can be delicious, or they can be disgusting. You could have really good luck and get a scrumptious flavor like watermelon or candyfloss. Or you could be burdened with such bad luck that you get vomit or earwax. Yuck! There are soooo many flavors. And oh yes, I'm going to name them all. Here are the delicious flavors: Almond Apple Banana Blackberry Blueberry Blueberry pie Bubble-gum Buttered popcorn Candyfloss Cherry Chocolate cake Cinnamon Cranberry Cream puff Grape jelly Grapefruit Green apple Honey Lemon Marmalade Marshmallow Mint Orange Peach Pear Pink Grapefruit Toffee Toffee Apple Toffee pudding Tutti-frutti Vanilla Ice cream Watermelon Some of these might not be THAT good, but they aren't disgusting either. Now the really disgusting ones will make you want to throw up. Trust me, I almost did. Belly button lint Black Pepper Broccoli Buttered popcorn Chicken Chilli Powder Dirt Dirty Sock Dog food Earthworm Envelope glue Farm dirt Feet Fish Fried egg Gravy Ham Horseradish Ketchup Lobster Mashed Potatoes Mustard Onion Phlegm Pizza Roast beef Rotten egg Sardine Spaghetti Steak Sulphur Tomato Troll bogey Pro tip: Try to plug your nose while eating these ones, you'll be less likely to throw up!