Daily Interview

Chapter 1

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Today we are having an interview with the one...the only...MR. COTTON! Q: Hello, Mr. Cotton. How are you today? A: I’m doing just great, thank you. Q: Ahem...so...are you going to address the issue? A: Of course I am. I was getting to that. To every human and animal reading this, I have some bad news. All of you, I assume, know what the killer bunny from Minecraft is. Well, some idiot had a ‘genius’ idea to make some in real life. Q: Did he succeed? A: He did indeed. He created a male and a female. He built a safety cage around them, but...they had children...and every killer bunny escaped. Q: How many? A: They had 4 children. So, 6 killer bunnies are out in the wild. Q: Thank you for doing this interview, Mr. Cotton. Back to you, Marco. To everyone reading this - if you ever see a killer bunny out in the wild, call the police immediately and make sure they don’t escape. This is what they look like;