THE BOOK RAVE

This is a little bit of fun as a put-together of
comment as our humorous writer Evelyn Swan-Mills navigates some of the books in
the HiH library. No clue what she’s on about? Don’t worry, you’ll still be
laughing.

BOOK:

The Potion-Maker's Daughter

(Written by Jamie Pevensie)

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I'm so sorry it's taken me so long to get round to this

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Life, illness, and conversations with the Cookie Godess took over

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) But I'm back

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) And I'm pretty sure I'll love this book anyway because Dad Snape

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I got way too excited over the book description

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Move away Ronald it doesn't have your name on it

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I dislike him way too much

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Yessssssssssssss smack him one Hermione

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Awww she already sounds adorable

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Well, she looks nice

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Oh Scar how I love you

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) HOW IS EVERYONE SO PRETTY?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) It's really rude

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Oops the wifi cut out on me, my bad

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Anyways

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) That girl is a friend for life

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) She has food

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) 100%

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) She has no idea who Scar is xD

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Snape would never mention him

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Wait, she does live with Snape right?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) His name is Scar

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Oh she definitely knows about Snape

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) She's avoiding the question

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Nooooooooooo

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Shout it from the rooftops, I would

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Can we have Aunt Minnie? ;)

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Close stating the obvious

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Chloe*

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I've never desk banged so hard

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Pinch-faced?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) MCGONAGALL IS THAT YOU?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) No surname? Oh, come on. Everyone would have noticed that

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I wanted to hear Gilbert sing

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Why does no one wonder what the hat is called?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) That would be my number one question

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) But I've already decided he's called Gilbert now

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS SLYTHERIN

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Follow in the Dad Snape footsteps

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I need cute interactions

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) With Dad Snape playing it cool

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) THE SASS

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) This Malfoy is favourite Malfoy

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Why is Malfoy so cute in this?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I love it

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I'm not even surprised she's taking advanced Potions

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Why has no one questioned her last name though?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Like hellooooooooo?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) She's not Cher

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Ohhhhhhhhh she's bad at Herbology though

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) You need plant knowledge for Potions

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) But Potions with Dad Snape

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Ahhh so she's the year below the Golden Dorks cool

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Arghhh Dad Snape

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Yessssssssssssss

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Bury me in a cool place

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) MY DEAR

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Omg

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I'm deaded

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Seriously

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) What is this?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) MY DEAR

Evelyn
Swan-Mills (3rd Year)
Dad Snape is favourite

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Arghhh

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Snape is way too awesome

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Stop it

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) He said one nice thing and I'm already broken

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) And Snape

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Don't forget growing up around Snape

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Now where is Aunt Minnie?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) She's needed

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Omg

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I don't need ships she's only in Year 1

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Dang it

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I will not fall into the shipping hole again

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) It's an inescapable black hole

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Obviously she beats everyone in Potions

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) How is she so good at making friends?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Teach me your ways

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Slytherin won yessssssssssssss

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) He gave her the snitch

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) NOPE

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Future ship prediction right there

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Oooooooooh a school common room

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) That sounds awesome

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Oh look here come the golden dorks

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) WHO IS HER MUM?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I can't believe I forgot about that

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) And wow, she's a terrible liar

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) But I need to know who her mother is so bad

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I love mysteries

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) So the part about the bakery is true but is it really her mum that owns
it?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Hmmmm

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) The plot thickens

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) A BANKING CORRESPONDENT xD

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I need Snape's reaction

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) The Golden Dorks are so annoying

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I don't even know what I'm talking about

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I'm exactly the same way

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I need all the answers to all the mysteries

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Omg I'm so mean

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) When it said an oversized bat grabbed her I thought you meant Snape

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Oops

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) You go girl

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Show Malfoy who's boss

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) But more Potions yessssssssssssss

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) It's about time to be destroyed by more Dad Snape

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Nooooooooooo

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Dad Snape avoided

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) So rude of you

Evelyn
Swan-Mills (3rd Year)
But Christmas present from Dad Snape

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) She's letting so much slip and no one has caught on yet?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Stop ruining my dreams Jamie

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I'd be onto her like uhhhhhm something that I haven't thought of yet

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) That's off Draco

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I think

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Where is the present off Dad Snape

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Mrs Weasley is awesome

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Oh it's totally from Malfoy that necklace

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I don't care if I'm wrong

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) That necklace has some serious power

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I'm not ready for what could possibly happen during those

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) A plot twist where it's actually McGonagall

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Malachi is a great name

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) MCGONAGALL

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I knew she'd come back sooner or later <3

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I'll take any mention I can get

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) D

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I KNEW IT

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Noooo

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Control the shipper heart

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Uhhhhhm Droe maybe

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I'm lacking creativity

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Droe it is

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Yes don't be late for advanced Potions

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) She's still wearing the necklace though

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) The Snape look

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) It's in the genes

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) One does not disrupt a Snape whilst one of them is brewing

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Does Ron have a crush on her too or something?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Wow

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) DROE

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I'll just keep saying it until it no longer looks awkward

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Which will probably be never

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Arghhh

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) The classic cheek peck

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Dad Snape wants a word

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Does he know about Malfoy?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Protective Snape needs to make an appearance

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) MY DEAR

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Stop it Snape

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) This is not acceptable behaviour

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Ohhhhhhhhh the chamber of secrets

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Oops totally forgot about that nonsense

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) A WIN TOO

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Wink*

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Calm down Snape

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I'm about to melt into a pool of goop

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) No you better be on time for McGonagall

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Oh no who's been petrified?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Bring out protective and loyal McGonagall

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I would totally be that one person who asks about food xD

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) You complete and utter idiot

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Dad Snape is going to be mad

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Actually I'd quite like to see that

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Carry on

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Oh no, I have a feeling they're going to end up getting Snape in this
prank

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Give it to him McGonagall <3

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Oops

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Of course Snape heard you with his superb hearing :D

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Oh no, this is the match where Hermione gets attacked

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) And it's her birthday ouch

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Just punch Adelaide in the face

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Oooooh so the match had already begun before the announcement was made

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I love the slight differences they make it interesting rather than
completely predictable

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Awww Malfoy manages to improve her mood :)

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) EXCUSE ME?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) You did not just kill somebody

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Phew don't give me a heart attack like that

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Awww he fixed it for her

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Oooooh

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) She's going to tell everyone

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I'll do the drumroll

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Ron is such a Jerk

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) I can't not dislike him

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Luna totally already knew

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) She has in omnipotent informants

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) And omniscient and omnipresent

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Basically all if the omni

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Evelyn particularly likes Snape

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Of course they don't hate you

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) What a dork

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) DID SOMEONE SAY CHOCOLATE CAKE?

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Ohhhhhhhhh that last paragraph is the best

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) She just outed herself to the whole school

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) Well, whoever was still there

Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year) But wow, she's awesome

Evelyn
Swan-Mills (3rd Year)
The End