THE BOOK RAVE

This is a little bit of fun as a
put-together of comment as our humorous writer Evelyn Swan-Mills navigates some
of the books in the HiH library. Have no clue what she’s on about? Don’t worry,
you’ll still be laughing.

BOOK:

The Eaglesclaw Chronicles – so far

(books 1 & 2 and some of 3)

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) They should have gone to the teacher straight away grrrrrr

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) And where has that cute guy she has a crush on?

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) They took West omg I'm going to take them down myself

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) I'm still laughing because Grizzleheart

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) I would eat 100 year old chocolate too though

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) I always knew rabbits were shady

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) For West yessssssssssssss

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) A member of authority always conveniently arriving AFTER the battle is
over

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Should have killed the rabbit

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Oh and I have definitely noticed the similarities between this and a
certain other book series ;)

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Snowbeak......

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Oh yes mention of Jack in the last chapter

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) I can see myself shipping Pevster?

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Yeah I'm just going to call them Pevster

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) The first book was awesome :D

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) I was going to take a break before reading the next book but I can't help
myself

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Oooooooooh the second book actually has chapter titles that's cool

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Pevster better be going to the ball together

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) I still can't keep a straight face when I see the word Grizzleheart

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Yes, do wait until Jack sees you in that ;)

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Oh yes, give it to them Jade. Who's laughing now?

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd Year)
Jade and West both made it ysy

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Woohoo bring back the drama

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Is she a seer though?

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Omg

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Okay then scratch that

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) And this is exactly why no one goes to a Professor

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Because that wasn't at all suspicious.......

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) PEVSTER

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Wait his last name is Forest?

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) I thought it was something else

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Wasn't it Foster?

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Oh well, I'm still saying their ship name is Pevster

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Laga-whatsit xD

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) No, no, no

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) You absolute idiots

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Yes you could have kissed her omg

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) You had one job

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Why are all the Professors creepy in this school?

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) You can't trust anyone

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Four

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) I'm totally not okay

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Jade you complete and absolute idiot

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Don't give me your literal cliffhanger

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Jack would be the one to find her

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Pevster can you not?

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) I'm completely done with all the authority in this school

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) But now I'm just imagining Jade singing Defying Gravity

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Sparkling like a vampire xD

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd Year)
I love the little snippets of humour in your stories

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) The balance between drama and humour is spot on

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Oooooooooh interesting

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) SPARKLES

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Stop with the cheese Jack seriously

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Pevster are so cute though

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) I adored that book

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) The only thing I would say is the pacing of the story is a tad too fast
but apart from that I can't really see anything else that stands out :)

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Onward to the third book!!!!!!

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Oh wait, is this one still in progress?

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Meh, I'll read it anyway

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) HE KISSED HER?

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) When? Where? How? Why? What?

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd Year)
Omg

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Ignoring the headmaster xD

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Of course, who wouldn't want to come to England? ;)

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Oh so they are going to Hogwarts

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) I knew it

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) No headmaster be quiet Jack was speaking

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) I'm extremely suspicious of Jack

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) 100/10 entrance

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Jack is such a tool

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Why is everyone ignoring her?

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) What is wrong with these people?

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Oh, I knew she'd end up being a champion

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Ah, this is set the same year as Harry, interesting

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) I'm so confused

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) People are weird

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) And strange

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) You go girl, give it to him!!!

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Ugh Jack the tool strikes again

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) I may switch alliances to Jaco

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Pevster was so last book

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) It's all about Jaco now

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Jack is the biggest hypocrite to ever hypocrite

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Oh there's West

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) I'm going to punch Jack in the face repeatedly

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) FIGHT ME

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Jaco!!!!!!

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Lise can go headbutt a brick wall too

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Of course she'd name the dragon and talk to it xD

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Is West Dr.Dolittle reincarnated?

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) She can definitely talk to and/or understand creatures

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) ARGH

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) That's all there is

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Omg

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) I need more

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) Like yesterday

Evelyn Swan-Mills  (2nd
Year) But seriously it is so good :D

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