Hermy-Own-Ninny (Hermione) gazes up at the roof, ignoring the teacher and chewing gum. Beside her sits her best friend, Persasiess Jackson (Pansy Parkinson). They are both in Slythering (Slytherin) but have to associate with the stupid Raven-Claws-Your-Face-Off (Ravenclaws) team. Suddenly Hermy-Own-Ninny is asleep and she is dreaming a magnificent dream. Tim Riddler is there and so is Nigeria, his pet snake. Ronaldo and Harrison are there too and Hermy-Own-Ninny wakes up. They just died. Hermy runs out of her boring Transfudgeration class and bolts to Professor Dumble-doodle, the Headmaster of Pigblisters School of Wizard-craft and Witchery (Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Humble-doodle is there and they both run to Ronaldo and Harrison's class which is Attack For The Light Arts (Defense Against the Dark Arts). Harrison and Ronaldo are not there. They run to the Room of Hidden Pasts (Chamber of Secrets) then down to see Crone-void (Hagrid) yet he's not there. In the Frotess (Forest) however, they are there. All three of them. playing with Fung (Fang) and Apricorn (Aragog). Then as Hermy arrives, the boys shout out to her to come play. They are kicking a stone around. Hermy recognized it immediately- it was theCrazy-ass rock (Philosophers' Stone). As Dumble-doodle walked off, mumbling to himself about wooden socks, Hermy joined in and another day was filled with joy.