(Tune: Frosty the Snowman)

Voldy the Dark Lord
Was away for thirteen years.
Many people said
That he must be dead
'Cause they couldn't face their fears.

Voldy the Dark Lord
Was alive as you and me
As a tiny man
With a fiendish plan
To retrieve his old bod-y.

There must have been some magic in
That evil wizard's brew,
Because, when Wormtail dunked him in,
He emerged as bad as new.

Voldy the Dark Lord
Has an army of his slaves;
So we must unite
For the coming fight
Or we'll all be in our graves.

"Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!"
Look at Voldy kill!
"Expelliarmus!"
Before he can harm us,
We can stop him, and we will!