Are you straight or bi or gay?
Doesn't matter! You're okay.

Are you trans or are you cis?
Either way, we're cool with this.

Are you yellow, black or white?
Well, whatever! You're all right.

And the House that you belong to
Doesn't bother us a bit.
Are you Muggle-born or pure-blood?
Really, we don't give a ... hoot!

There is only one exception:
You must never be a bully!
Just treat others with respect
And we'll appreciate you fully.