Ravenclaw: So, this forest. What are we going to do with it?

Hufflepuff: It could be a place to collect plants - and care for magical creatures!

Slytherin: Or we could have monsters in it and scare our students.

Gryffindor: Either way, I want it to be called the Forbidden Forest. That's a tempting name. A place for all students to learn how to break the rules.

Ravenclaw: We aren't going to lure any students into the forest! And besides, I doubt there'd be students as stupid as you, who break rules because it's supposedly fun.

Gryffindor: You'd be surprised.

Hufflepuff: How about we all choose a magical creature to put inside?

Ravenclaw: That's honestly so random, but... O.K.

Hufflepuff: Great! I choose unicorns! Sparkles!

Ravenclaw: *Rolls eyes* How about we have a herd of thestrals? They're a good learning experience - and they could pull the carriages up to the school!

Gryffindor: I thought we were having boats across the lake.

Ravenclaw: Kids grow. Fast.

Gryffindor: Oh, right. My choice for a creature is going to be... ooh - dragons?

Ravenclaw: No darn way.

Gryffindor: Aw, come on!

Ravenclaw: NO.

Gryffindor: Fine, fine. Then... werewolves.

Hufflepuff: Gryffindor! Werewolves are people!

Gryffindor: Oop.

Ravenclaw: Hurry up!

Gryffindor: Hmmmmmm..... I know! Centaurs! Those half horse creatures, you kn -

Ravenclaw: Yes, we know. All right, I'll allow that. They're interesting for divination, and their star gazing abilities are known to be quite accurate. Even though divination has always been a rather dubious subject in my opinion, I have to admit that with their generati -

Gryffindor: IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'M GOING TO CHANGE MY MIND.

Ravenclaw: *stops talking and folds arms*

Hufflepuff: Slytherin, only you left! What's your choice?

Slytherin: Acromantula.

*silence*