Ravenclaw: Now that we've finished making the great hall -

Slytherin: And that delicious cookie -

Ravenclaw: *ignores* - I thought today we'd start on common rooms for each other. The rooms where we relax, study - basically the homeroom for each house.

Hufflepuff: This sounds so fun.

Slytherin: I bags the dungeons.

Gryffindor: Why would you bags the dungeons?

Slytherin: Basilisk matters.

Hufflepuff+Ravenclaw+Gryffindor: What?

Slytherin: *coughs* I mEaN, cause I like it down there. Dark. Spooky. Like me.

Ravenclaw: I'm going upstairs. A tower where we can watch the heavens and see the wisdom and magic all around us!

Gryffindor: Hufflepuff, you can design my common room.

Hufflepuff: Oh, erm, thanks! Where do you want it?

Gryffindor: Hmmm... behind that painting of the fat woman.

Ravenclaw: *sceptical* What kind of place is that for a common room?

Gryffindor: *shrugs* Just make it scarlet themed. K, I'm going down to play some quidditch.

*Everybody makes to leave*

Hufflepuff: Erm... what about my common room?

Slytherin: *smirk* Oop, we forgot.

Ravenclaw: You can take wherever's left.

Gryffindor: *slightly guilty* Sorry, Huffle.

Hufflepuff: It's ok! So... what's left?

Ravenclaw *calls over shoulder* The kitchens.