*phone rings girl answers*

girl: hello?

stalker: (in creepy voice) I know where you live, I know your parents names and numbers, I know your life, I AM YOUR LIFE!!!

girl: (scared voice) who are you and what do you want with me

stalker: to you I'm just another stalker. A very good one at that. Vanessa.

Vanessa: OK I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHY ME BUT GET OFF THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!

stalker: well your medical records did say you had anger management issues.

Vanessa: WO WO WO you looked at my medical reports.

stalker: *denies with an obvious face*

Vanessa: I don't trust you (skeptical look on face)

stalker: *somehow manages to get through phone line to Vanessa's house and pokes her* "you really shouldn't"

Vanessa: *makes strange unidentified sound*

stalker: OMG HAHAHA WHAT WAS THAT.

stalker: I have to use the bathroom

Vanessa: ok???? through the hallway two doors down on your left

stalker: YAYYY!!!! *goes to bathroom coming out wearing only a tank top and boxers*

Vanessa: WTF!!!

stalker: *yells from the top of his lungs* "Where's The Foood"

Vanessa: I'm not telling you and don't you dare look for it either

The Mom: Crap everything we need this month has added up to $24458 we neeeed money. Oh hey honey off to Starbucks bye

Vanessa: *mutters* "what" *with a distinct look on her face*

stalker: REALLY!!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!!

Vanessa: Oh you shut up.

Vanessa: you want something to drink?

stalker: *sits* "yeah sure"

Vanessa: what do you want?

stalker: you got tea?

Vanessa: let me check....... ummm yeah

stalker: Orange urbal tea please

Vanessa: ok

stalker: thanks

Vanessa: no problemo

Vanessa: soo... why did you decide to stalk people

stalker: me and my brother have been stalking people since we were three

Vanessa: oh ok

stalker: yup

Vanessa: but why me out of everywhere else

stalker: I shuffle addresses in a hat and go to the one I pull out and learn everything I can about one person in the house of my choosing then call and see what happens. that's my system

Vanessa: oh well that seems simple enough

stalker: I know riiiiiiiight (in a girly voice) (and gives motion)

Vanessa: spoken and don't like a true girl

stalker: hey that was just me being me

Vanessa: ok? *whispers to herself* "yeah right"

stalker: yeah I'm like that

Vanessa: alrighty then

stalker: yeahhh soooo......

Vanessa: wo wo wo wo wo wait you a stalker who somehow got into my house through the telephone with no wires WHAT AM I DOING sitting here

The Mom: I'm hoooooommmme

*Vanessa kicks stalker into her mom they both fly back and break the door*

*end credits*