Humpty Dumpty, this rotten egg

has eyes, a mouth, arms, and legs

this caustic little pest

is rude at best

upon a wall he leaps up high

and flips the bird to each passerby.

he swears at children and frightens the old

and from laughing too hard, he begins to roll.

back and forth all day and night

the Hand of God, Karma comes

the kind the strikes the evil ones.

As Humpty Dumpty sat on his wall,

thunder clapped, scared, he did fall.

he fell straight down and cracked his shell.

Humpty Dumpty now rots in Hell.