"I took a chipmunk, painted it blue, put white pants and white hat on it and turned it into a smurf. Then I took a cherry bomb and stuffed it in its mouth, then let it explode all over my pants!"

                                                                                                      -Richie C.

this is not my quote. it is one of my best friends. I thought it was absolutely hysterical 

it was a response to me asking why he had blue and white paint all over his pants one day.