Harry Potter Headcanons.
written by Steluvius Black
Some of my favourite harry potter headcanons in one book. Requested by some. Hope you like it.
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05/31/21
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Here comes the house ones....
Chapter 4
Gryffindor: Do what is right
Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
Slytherin: PUT A FRICKIN BASILISK IN THE CASTLE
If Hogwarts houses had Wi-Fi networks.
Slytherin:
Network Name: The Dungeons
Password: 6FBb9w52 [changed monthly to protect from potential leaks]
Gryffindor:
Network Name: The Best House Ever
Password: Gryffindor1 [was “Gryffindor” for 6 years straight, but they changed it after too many unwelcome visitors]
Ravenclaw:
Network Name: Ravenclaw Tower Wifi
Password: fire [Prefects will only give the password in riddle form, it’s up to students to work out what the actual password is.The password is also changed frequently. In this case, the riddle is “Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?”]
Hufflepuff:
Network Name: PuffPuff
Password: Pass
According to Muggleborns who know their fair share of memes:
Looks like they could kill you and could kill you: Slytherin
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: Ravenclaw
Looks like a cinnamon roll but can kill you: Hufflepuff
Looks like they could kill you but is a cinnamon roll: Gryffindor
Slytherin headcanon: Since the Slytherin common room is under the lake there's a room where the walls and ceiling are glass and you can just see into the lake like an aquarium. When this was first done, the mermaids went mad and started ramming the glass, but since it was magic, they got hurt. Until a deaf Slytherin student came over and taught both sides sign language. It took time, but the mermaids and Slytherin came to good terms. Then, if you were Slytherin, you had to know sign language. And don't trust the mermaids. They give bad dating advice.
Gryffindor: There is a yardstick duct-taped to the top of Gryffindor tower. Every day, Gryffindors boast about it. But it serves only one purpose: With this addition, Gryffindor Tower is a foot taller than Ravenclaw tower.
Ravenclaw: Once, Four Ravenclaw students brewed the famous Polyjuice potion nad caught a strand of Professor Snape's hair. They all chuckled for an hour, and added some of the potion to everyone's pumpkin juice. Next day, the Great Hall was filled with laughing Severus Snape's who wouldn't stop trying to take potions classes. The Ravenclaws were never caught.
Hufflepuff: There is a huge board in the Hufflepuff common room which has the birthday of every student in Hogwarts. Whenever a person's birthday approaches, their name and date appears on the board. And the Hufflepuffs don't care if they're the same house or not. No students went through their birthday without getting a present.
Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
Slytherin: PUT A FRICKIN BASILISK IN THE CASTLE
If Hogwarts houses had Wi-Fi networks.
Slytherin:
Network Name: The Dungeons
Password: 6FBb9w52 [changed monthly to protect from potential leaks]
Gryffindor:
Network Name: The Best House Ever
Password: Gryffindor1 [was “Gryffindor” for 6 years straight, but they changed it after too many unwelcome visitors]
Ravenclaw:
Network Name: Ravenclaw Tower Wifi
Password: fire [Prefects will only give the password in riddle form, it’s up to students to work out what the actual password is.The password is also changed frequently. In this case, the riddle is “Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?”]
Hufflepuff:
Network Name: PuffPuff
Password: Pass
According to Muggleborns who know their fair share of memes:
Looks like they could kill you and could kill you: Slytherin
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: Ravenclaw
Looks like a cinnamon roll but can kill you: Hufflepuff
Looks like they could kill you but is a cinnamon roll: Gryffindor
Slytherin headcanon: Since the Slytherin common room is under the lake there's a room where the walls and ceiling are glass and you can just see into the lake like an aquarium. When this was first done, the mermaids went mad and started ramming the glass, but since it was magic, they got hurt. Until a deaf Slytherin student came over and taught both sides sign language. It took time, but the mermaids and Slytherin came to good terms. Then, if you were Slytherin, you had to know sign language. And don't trust the mermaids. They give bad dating advice.
Gryffindor: There is a yardstick duct-taped to the top of Gryffindor tower. Every day, Gryffindors boast about it. But it serves only one purpose: With this addition, Gryffindor Tower is a foot taller than Ravenclaw tower.
Ravenclaw: Once, Four Ravenclaw students brewed the famous Polyjuice potion nad caught a strand of Professor Snape's hair. They all chuckled for an hour, and added some of the potion to everyone's pumpkin juice. Next day, the Great Hall was filled with laughing Severus Snape's who wouldn't stop trying to take potions classes. The Ravenclaws were never caught.
Hufflepuff: There is a huge board in the Hufflepuff common room which has the birthday of every student in Hogwarts. Whenever a person's birthday approaches, their name and date appears on the board. And the Hufflepuffs don't care if they're the same house or not. No students went through their birthday without getting a present.
