Harry Potter Headcanons.
written by Steluvius Black
Some of my favourite harry potter headcanons in one book. Requested by some. Hope you like it.
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05/31/21
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Chapter 3: Happy ones
Chapter 3
James got one more O.W.L. than his father: History of Magic. The exam was the easiest one, seeing as the majority of questions were about Harry.
When Harry and Hermione came over to help Arthur Weasley set up the television he asked them hundreds of questions, most of them about how electricity worked. He had to be restrained from trying to electrocute himself because he wanted to see "Just exactly how it felt".
One day Albus Severus was roaming the castle when he came across a portrait of a hook-nosed, greasy haired man who wore all black. “So you must be Potter's spawn, eh?” Snape sneered. Albus said “I’m sorry my brother James bothers you. I am Albus. Albus Severus.” Snape looked down into Albus’ eyes- the green eyes- Lily Potter once had. For the first time in a long time, Snape smiled. A true smile. “And I am Severus Snape.”
Albus Severus Potter often visited the portrait of Severus Snape, and they would have long talks about Hogwarts and Potions in particular. Once when Albus was just about to get on the Hogwarts Express, he was talking to his father about Snape and how he thought he was a charming man. Harry asked him what Snape’s portrait was like, he told him that it was dark and bland, with potion vials scattered around and books in heaps on the floor. Harry wasn't surprised; he pictured the potions dungeons in his head from when he was at Hogwarts. However, when Albus proceeded to tell Harry that on the desk in Snape’s portrait stood a vase of lilies, which seemed to be the brightest and prettiest thing in the picture, Harry let out a little smile, hugged Albus and continued to help him get his trunk onto the carriage.
Ron was helping Hugo with his spells one day, and Hugo mispronounced Wingardium Leviosa. Ron said, "It's Leviosa, not Leviosah." Hermione caught his eye, and they laughed for a good few minutes, much to Hugo's curiosity.
During Colin Creevey’s funeral many people came to lay flowers by his grave. Harry wasn't one of those people. Instead, he brought a photo and placed it gingerly beside the flowers. Even though many years had passed and Colin had grown up into a brave and heroic man Harry still couldn’t help but think of him as the excitable young first year who had wanted a photo of him. The photo that was left at Colin’s grave bore Harry’s signatures crawled in the corner. It was the only autograph Harry ever gave.
Harry kept all of the sweaters Molly knitted for him over the years. When she saw them folded in his cupboard one day, she cried.
George sent along with a box of Custard Creams with Roxanne as a gift to Neville on her first day of Hogwarts. She didn't speak to her father for a week when her Herbology professor turned into a canary in the middle of class.
When a young Teddy Lupin was told his father was a werewolf, he thought he had the coolest dad ever.
Lily, Rose and Roxanne's parents never bought them any pink cardigans.
Neville Longbottom's son was sorted into Gryffindor before the Sorting Hat even touched his head.
If Harry were to look in the mirror of Erised today, he wouldn't see anything different.
James and Fred both broke their namesakes' detention records.
George developed a device sold at the shop which detected any cheats or scams. It was called the Lying Ludo.
Ginny's first professional Quidditch match is so funny. Just imagine Harry, Ron, George, Percy all painted in Harpie colours and in the stands screaming. They go on only to be joined by a half-drunk Oliver Wood in the middle of the match.
Molly, Arthur, Charlie and Bill receive box seating where Arthur and Charlie yell at the players as if they can hear them. Fleur and Molly bond while cheering for Ginny. Percy and Bill sneak in a few bottles of Firewhisky before sneaking into the locker room to leave a bottle for Ginny.
But the most surprising part is that they all stumble on a screaming McGonagall on the edge of her seat, cursing at the ref in the thickest Scottish accent anyone has heard.
After the Second Wizarding War, Rita Skeeter was fired from her job, but still continued to write in her own newspaper. Not many read it, but Harry and Ginny subscribed for fun. Every day, Harry would pick up the paper and laugh.
"Honey, guess what? We're getting a divorce."
"Is it because I snogged Neville?"
"No. It's because I snogged him!"
"Goodness Harry! You're getting in the way of my affair!"
When Harry and Hermione came over to help Arthur Weasley set up the television he asked them hundreds of questions, most of them about how electricity worked. He had to be restrained from trying to electrocute himself because he wanted to see "Just exactly how it felt".
One day Albus Severus was roaming the castle when he came across a portrait of a hook-nosed, greasy haired man who wore all black. “So you must be Potter's spawn, eh?” Snape sneered. Albus said “I’m sorry my brother James bothers you. I am Albus. Albus Severus.” Snape looked down into Albus’ eyes- the green eyes- Lily Potter once had. For the first time in a long time, Snape smiled. A true smile. “And I am Severus Snape.”
Albus Severus Potter often visited the portrait of Severus Snape, and they would have long talks about Hogwarts and Potions in particular. Once when Albus was just about to get on the Hogwarts Express, he was talking to his father about Snape and how he thought he was a charming man. Harry asked him what Snape’s portrait was like, he told him that it was dark and bland, with potion vials scattered around and books in heaps on the floor. Harry wasn't surprised; he pictured the potions dungeons in his head from when he was at Hogwarts. However, when Albus proceeded to tell Harry that on the desk in Snape’s portrait stood a vase of lilies, which seemed to be the brightest and prettiest thing in the picture, Harry let out a little smile, hugged Albus and continued to help him get his trunk onto the carriage.
Ron was helping Hugo with his spells one day, and Hugo mispronounced Wingardium Leviosa. Ron said, "It's Leviosa, not Leviosah." Hermione caught his eye, and they laughed for a good few minutes, much to Hugo's curiosity.
During Colin Creevey’s funeral many people came to lay flowers by his grave. Harry wasn't one of those people. Instead, he brought a photo and placed it gingerly beside the flowers. Even though many years had passed and Colin had grown up into a brave and heroic man Harry still couldn’t help but think of him as the excitable young first year who had wanted a photo of him. The photo that was left at Colin’s grave bore Harry’s signatures crawled in the corner. It was the only autograph Harry ever gave.
Harry kept all of the sweaters Molly knitted for him over the years. When she saw them folded in his cupboard one day, she cried.
George sent along with a box of Custard Creams with Roxanne as a gift to Neville on her first day of Hogwarts. She didn't speak to her father for a week when her Herbology professor turned into a canary in the middle of class.
When a young Teddy Lupin was told his father was a werewolf, he thought he had the coolest dad ever.
Lily, Rose and Roxanne's parents never bought them any pink cardigans.
Neville Longbottom's son was sorted into Gryffindor before the Sorting Hat even touched his head.
If Harry were to look in the mirror of Erised today, he wouldn't see anything different.
James and Fred both broke their namesakes' detention records.
George developed a device sold at the shop which detected any cheats or scams. It was called the Lying Ludo.
Ginny's first professional Quidditch match is so funny. Just imagine Harry, Ron, George, Percy all painted in Harpie colours and in the stands screaming. They go on only to be joined by a half-drunk Oliver Wood in the middle of the match.
Molly, Arthur, Charlie and Bill receive box seating where Arthur and Charlie yell at the players as if they can hear them. Fleur and Molly bond while cheering for Ginny. Percy and Bill sneak in a few bottles of Firewhisky before sneaking into the locker room to leave a bottle for Ginny.
But the most surprising part is that they all stumble on a screaming McGonagall on the edge of her seat, cursing at the ref in the thickest Scottish accent anyone has heard.
After the Second Wizarding War, Rita Skeeter was fired from her job, but still continued to write in her own newspaper. Not many read it, but Harry and Ginny subscribed for fun. Every day, Harry would pick up the paper and laugh.
"Honey, guess what? We're getting a divorce."
"Is it because I snogged Neville?"
"No. It's because I snogged him!"
"Goodness Harry! You're getting in the way of my affair!"
