Harry Potter Headcanons.
written by Steluvius Black
Some of my favourite harry potter headcanons in one book. Requested by some. Hope you like it.
Last Updated
05/31/21
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Happy and Funny Headcanons: Spanning across 3 chapters
Chapter 1
Before The Events Of Harry Potter Series
Lily once asked Remus out in front of James, just to annoy him. Remus was so shocked, he stood there and didn’t say anything, eventually excusing himself to use the restroom.
Lily once met Sirius in his Animagus form before she knew their secret. She let him lick her face and played with him for half an hour before an unusually angry James Potter dragged the dog away.
Harry's first word was 'Pafoo' (Padfoot). He first said this when Sirius unexpectedly entered into the Potter's kitchen. James, Lily and especially Sirius were proud of the 11-month-old baby.
James was secretly one of McGonagall's favourite students. He excelled in Transfiguration, though he didn’t care to hand his homework essays in unless she threatened to take away Quidditch. He was clever and knew the right answers. She was proud of him when they won the Quidditch Cup and when he finally got Lily to say “I do.” She was half rooting for him the whole time.
Lily once introduced James to Food fights. One day, James managed to throw a cake perfectly at Snape's face. This inspired others, and a full-on war began. The Ravenclaws took out plans of the Great hall, and attacked from spots which allowed them to hit all the houses. Hufflepuffs threw as slowly and painlessly as they could, eating the food that landed on their faces. There was a whole Wizarding war between Gryffindor and Slytherin. Slytherin managed to crack some plates on Gryffindor's heads, and Gryffindors managed to return the favours by throwing cups at them. All of them stopped when McGonagall got hit on the face. Slytherin and Gryffindor froze, Ravenclaws shivered with fear and Hufflepuffs clung onto their teddies. But it transformed to a more fun and fierce battle when they realized it was Dumbledore who attacked McGonagall with cakes.
Lily once asked Remus out in front of James, just to annoy him. Remus was so shocked, he stood there and didn’t say anything, eventually excusing himself to use the restroom.
Lily once met Sirius in his Animagus form before she knew their secret. She let him lick her face and played with him for half an hour before an unusually angry James Potter dragged the dog away.
Harry's first word was 'Pafoo' (Padfoot). He first said this when Sirius unexpectedly entered into the Potter's kitchen. James, Lily and especially Sirius were proud of the 11-month-old baby.
James was secretly one of McGonagall's favourite students. He excelled in Transfiguration, though he didn’t care to hand his homework essays in unless she threatened to take away Quidditch. He was clever and knew the right answers. She was proud of him when they won the Quidditch Cup and when he finally got Lily to say “I do.” She was half rooting for him the whole time.
Lily once introduced James to Food fights. One day, James managed to throw a cake perfectly at Snape's face. This inspired others, and a full-on war began. The Ravenclaws took out plans of the Great hall, and attacked from spots which allowed them to hit all the houses. Hufflepuffs threw as slowly and painlessly as they could, eating the food that landed on their faces. There was a whole Wizarding war between Gryffindor and Slytherin. Slytherin managed to crack some plates on Gryffindor's heads, and Gryffindors managed to return the favours by throwing cups at them. All of them stopped when McGonagall got hit on the face. Slytherin and Gryffindor froze, Ravenclaws shivered with fear and Hufflepuffs clung onto their teddies. But it transformed to a more fun and fierce battle when they realized it was Dumbledore who attacked McGonagall with cakes.
