LUKE (spoken)
Meet Clarisse: daughter of Ares, god of war.

CLARISSE (spoken)
You got a problem with that? Prepare to be pulverized, newbie,

(sung)
You wanna know whose house you're fighting for?
The god of strategy, the god of war
The god of water or the god of death
Before you take your final breath

God of messengers, go take a note
You're gonna drown, you ain't gonna float
You're gonna lose, yeah, you missed the boat
It's gonna be bloody murder she wrote

I'll put you in
I'll put you in
I'll put you in your place

I'll put you in
I'll put you in
I'll put you in your place

PERCY (spoken)
We have to beat her?

ANNABETH (spoken)
Don't worry, Athena always has a plan

(sung)
Every demi has a special skill (ENSEMBLE: Special skill)
Speed or brains or the strength of will (ENSEMBLE): Strength of will)

But she-she's gonna take a special spill
Right to the bottom of the biggest hill

CLARISSE
Don't mean to boast, don't mean to brag
But you losers are a total drag (ENSEMBLE: Losers)

CLARISSE
I feel your spirits starting to sag
She could capture your heart
I'm gonna c-c-c-c-capture the flag!

ANNABETH AND CLARISSE
I'll put you in
I'll put you in
I'll put you in your place

I'll put you in
I'll put you in
I'll put you in your place

ANNABETH (spoken)
All right, team. Let's talk strategy. Hermes kids are fast, so, Luke-

LUKE (spoken)
Foot brigade. Got it

ANNABETH (spoken)
Right. Grover, satyrs are creatures of Pan -
god of the wild. You know what to do?

GROVER (spoken)
Yep. Hide in a tree!

PERCY (spoken)
What about me? I don't know my talent yet

ANNABETH (spoken)
I have a special job for you. Go to the boy's bathroom

PERCY (spoken)
And?

ANNABETH (spoken)
Stay there. It's your first day. We don't want you messing this up

ALL yell "Battle!"

PERCY (spoken)
Okay. Just stay here. Just stay in the bathroom, and stay out of-

CLARISSE (spoken)
Trouble? Ha!

(sung)
Heard you were tough
But you don't look it

Your goose is cooked
I'm here to cook it

Maybe the minotaur died from a case
Of laughing too hard from seeing your stupid face

PERCY
Look, "Captain Crazy", but the flag ain't here
You got some issue with me, it's pretty clear

CLARISSE
You faced a monster on your very first day
You lucky punk!
Now, newbie, you're gonna pay

CLARISSE
I'll put you in (ENSEMBLE: She'll put you in)
I'll put you in (ENSEMBLE: She'll put you in)
I'll put you in your place (ENSEMBLE: She'll put you in your place)
I'll put you in (ENSEMBLE: She'll put you in)
I'll put you in (ENSEMBLE: She'll put you in)
I'll put you in your place (ENSEMBLE: She'll put you in your place)