PERCY
Seems my good intentions
Always crash and burn

Everything I try to do will fail
Never once will I prevail

Going wrong at every turn

SALLY
What belongs to the sea
Can always return

PERCY AND SALLY
What belongs to the sea
Can always return

PERCY (spoken)
"It's a seashell." No... it's a gift from a god.

(sung)
Maybe my dad was a screw up too
His best-laid plans always
Falling through
Maybe he did the best that he could do...

Maybe my dad wasn't always there
Maybe he never knew
How to care

But hey, that's life, and life ain't fair

And I know right now things are less than fine
But I think my dad may have thrown me a line

And better late than never
To finally get a sign

I'm the son of Poseidon
And I am gonna win
The son of Poseidon
And I'm done running

(spoken)
Guys, I know how to get out of here!
I'll come back for you, mom. I promise.

[PERCY blows conch shell]

It's a portal!

GROVER (spoken)
Whoa!

ANNABETH (spoken)
What?

HADES (spoken)
Oh, come on!

PERCY (spoken)
Whoa! We were set up. And I think I know who did the setting

ANNABETH (spoken)
But if it's not Hades-?

PERCY (spoken)
Who wins if the gods go to war? Ares, the god of war! I bet he's watching us right now.
Show yourself!

ANNABETH
Well, he'll have to get through me
We'll take him down, we work
Well in three

GROVER
Plus a half-goat with a great goatee

(spoken)
Let's do this

PERCY
So this could be the end
But I ain't sad

'Cause you're the two best friends
This screw-up ever had

And now I'll make this right
For me and for my dad

I'm the son of Poseidon
And we know you're to blame

PERCY, GROVER, AND ANNABETH
The son of Poseidon

PERCY
You may be a god, but you're going down all the same

ARES
Ha!
Your mouth's talking trash
You better rinse it

Your meat is minced
I'm here to mince it

I'm gonna have my war
Now give me some space
I'm gonna wipe that stupid head off of your stupid face

ARES PERCY
I'll put you in The son of Poseidon
I'll put you in
I'll put you in your place And I'm gonna win

I'll put you in The son of Poseidon
I'll put you in
I'll put you in your place And I'm done running

ARES (spoken)
Let the slugfest begin

[PERCY yells]

GROVER (spoken)
Look out!

ANNABETH (spoken)
Percy, get to the ocean!

ARES (spoken)
You think the god of war is afraid of a little water?

PERCY (spoken)
How do you feel about a lot of it?

(sung)
I'm the son of poseidon
I never asked to be

But I'm the son of Poseidon
Now face the tide
Inside me