Chapter 1
How many Hogwarts students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
7. One Slytherin to break it, 3 Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder, 1 Gryffindor to fix it and one Ravenclaw to point out that they could have just done it with magic.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Walking... Jk Rowling
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So you never know what side he's on.
Why did Draco Malfoy cross the road twice?
Because he's a double-crosser
Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
Because Malfoy did.
A Hufflepuff, a Gryffindor and a Ravenclaw get stranded in a desert. They find a lamp, and a genie pops out, granting them one wish each. The Gryffindor goes first. his wish is "I wish I was back at Hogwarts," and poof, he was gone. The Ravenclaw goes next, saying "I wish I was with my family," and poof, she was gone too. Then the Hufflepuff says "Awww, man, I wish my friends were still here!"
7. One Slytherin to break it, 3 Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder, 1 Gryffindor to fix it and one Ravenclaw to point out that they could have just done it with magic.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Walking... Jk Rowling
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So you never know what side he's on.
Why did Draco Malfoy cross the road twice?
Because he's a double-crosser
Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
Because Malfoy did.
A Hufflepuff, a Gryffindor and a Ravenclaw get stranded in a desert. They find a lamp, and a genie pops out, granting them one wish each. The Gryffindor goes first. his wish is "I wish I was back at Hogwarts," and poof, he was gone. The Ravenclaw goes next, saying "I wish I was with my family," and poof, she was gone too. Then the Hufflepuff says "Awww, man, I wish my friends were still here!"
