I Don't Know
written by Parker Lestrange
This is just a random book i decided to write because i'm bored and no one's answering the roleplays or owls i'm sending. So...yeah enjoy.
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
5
Reads
442
Chapter 1- Argue
Chapter 1
Breaking News!! The House of Hogwarts are arguing, let's take a listen!
SLYTHERIN: Oh....it's not called a people opener?
RAVENCLAW: *Face palms* No, it's called a knife.
GRYFFINDOR: Is it for doing dares?
HUFFLEPUFF: Nope! It's for food!
SLYTHERIN: I like my version better.
RAVENCLAW: It's not for dares or opening people...Hufflepuff's right. It's for food.
HUFFLEPUFF: I knew it!
SLYTHERIN: *Pouts*
GRYFFINDOR: I still say my version is better.
RAVENCLAW: That's why you should listen to me and read.
SLYTHERIN: Whatever you little g-
We're stopping there! That's the record of the Houses at Hogwarts arguing. Tune in next time to The Daily Prophet edition!
[NOTE: This is just a joke. I do not sponsor The Daily Prophet or anything]
