23 ways to annoy anyone who don`t like harry potter
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1. Whenever your asked for advice reply with "Three turns should do it " in a very serious voice .
2. Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across... in permanent marker .
3. Give the Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever .
4. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender .
5. Give all their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don`t know the history of their character .
6. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don`t address you as such in the public .
7. Use the title " You - Know - Who " and " He - Who - Must -Not - Be - Named " to refer random people .
8. Play the soundtracks while they are stuck in your car .
9. Start talking about deceased Harry Potter characters and suddenly burst into hysterical tears .
10. Treat them to lunch in a hotel and then suddenly realise you can`t pay the money for the meals since the restaurant doesn`t accept Galleons , Sickles , or Knuts .
11.Run up to a random men with long , dark hair and scream , " SIRUS ! I always knew you were alive! "
12 . Refuse to wash your hair and explain that your going for the Snape look .
13 .If your asked to retrieve something shout " Accio ! " loudly .
14 .Yell " Avada Kedavra " anytime they give the anti - HP lecture , then fake excruciating pain as your soul rips into two .
15 . Write " ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE !" in red paint on their wall .
16. Wear all black and explain your mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared ."
17 .Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films .
18 . If someone turns off the light , make a loud crack and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room .
19 .At your next sleepover draw a lightning - bolt scar on your forehead , and just as your friend is drifting off to sleep , grab your forehead and start screaming Voldemort killed your parents .
20 .Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand . Move the wandtip from your head to the bowl and pretend you are transferring your thoughts to a Pensive , and ask not to be disturbed .
21 . Tell them your wearing an invisibility cloak , then hide .
22. Break any awkward silences by saying " How about then , Chudley Cannons? "
23 . Say " Knock Knock " .When the other person says " Who`s there ?" , say " You Know " . When the other person say " You Know Who ? " , roll on the fall laughing . When they don`t get it , become very offended and refuse to explain .
2. Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across... in permanent marker .
3. Give the Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever .
4. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender .
5. Give all their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don`t know the history of their character .
6. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don`t address you as such in the public .
7. Use the title " You - Know - Who " and " He - Who - Must -Not - Be - Named " to refer random people .
8. Play the soundtracks while they are stuck in your car .
9. Start talking about deceased Harry Potter characters and suddenly burst into hysterical tears .
10. Treat them to lunch in a hotel and then suddenly realise you can`t pay the money for the meals since the restaurant doesn`t accept Galleons , Sickles , or Knuts .
11.Run up to a random men with long , dark hair and scream , " SIRUS ! I always knew you were alive! "
12 . Refuse to wash your hair and explain that your going for the Snape look .
13 .If your asked to retrieve something shout " Accio ! " loudly .
14 .Yell " Avada Kedavra " anytime they give the anti - HP lecture , then fake excruciating pain as your soul rips into two .
15 . Write " ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE !" in red paint on their wall .
16. Wear all black and explain your mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared ."
17 .Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films .
18 . If someone turns off the light , make a loud crack and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room .
19 .At your next sleepover draw a lightning - bolt scar on your forehead , and just as your friend is drifting off to sleep , grab your forehead and start screaming Voldemort killed your parents .
20 .Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand . Move the wandtip from your head to the bowl and pretend you are transferring your thoughts to a Pensive , and ask not to be disturbed .
21 . Tell them your wearing an invisibility cloak , then hide .
22. Break any awkward silences by saying " How about then , Chudley Cannons? "
23 . Say " Knock Knock " .When the other person says " Who`s there ?" , say " You Know " . When the other person say " You Know Who ? " , roll on the fall laughing . When they don`t get it , become very offended and refuse to explain .
