Harry Potter Texting Story With Percy Jackson
written by Celeste Evergreen
This is a fun, funny texting story between Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, and Grover Underwood. Harry Potter still trumps Percy Jackson books and movies, but if you haven't read Percy Jackson, you might like it! Percy Jackson is tied to Greek mythology, and in this texting story, a few Greek gods and goddesses will be named. I hope you enjoy this texting story!! Please enjoy and maybe you can follow me (Celeste Evergreen). Happy reading!
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
8
Reads
3,618
Demigods, Wizards, CHB, and Hogwarts
Chapter 4
Hermione: Well, despite the name, we do learn quite a lot.
Ron: Nope, not we. You learn a lot, Hermione...… Not me though…
Grover: Percy?
Percy: What Grover?
Grover: I’m hungry
Percy: Sorry G-man. I can’t do anything about that.
Ron: You know what, actually?
Hermione: What, Ron?
Ron: I’m hungry.
Hermione: Oh, for Merlin’s sake Ron! Deal with it! You too, Grover person!
Grover: Actually, I’m a satyr, not a human being. Satyr as in half goat, half human.
Harry: What.
Ron: I’m trying to picture what you look like, Grover and that’s just weird. Sorry ehehe no offense Grover. Anyways.... BLOODY HELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! I NEED FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!
Hermione: That’s interesting. Not the Ron Grover food thing, the satyr thing. Also, do you guys have centaurs?
Annabeth: Actually, yes, we do. The boss of CHB, Chiron, is a centaur. Well, there’s also Mr. D, who's not a centaur, but I don’t count him as a boss… If you meet him you’ll know why. Ugh, he’s so annoying.
Percy: He never says my name right… I think he does it on purpose…
Hermione: We've got centaurs too!
Harry: Uh, but I think the centaurs in the wizarding world are different…
Ron: Uh… DUH! Bane could never teach a camp. We'd all die from staring at the bloody sky and the bloody stars all day.
Hermione: Ron! The centaurs are very intelligent and-
Ron: Blah blah blah
Percy: Let’s get back to the topic.
Hermione: Yeah, back to the topic…
READ THE NEXT CHAPTER TO LEARN MORE ABOUT CHB AND HOGWARTS AS THEY GET BACK TO THE TOPIC!
Ron: Nope, not we. You learn a lot, Hermione...… Not me though…
Grover: Percy?
Percy: What Grover?
Grover: I’m hungry
Percy: Sorry G-man. I can’t do anything about that.
Ron: You know what, actually?
Hermione: What, Ron?
Ron: I’m hungry.
Hermione: Oh, for Merlin’s sake Ron! Deal with it! You too, Grover person!
Grover: Actually, I’m a satyr, not a human being. Satyr as in half goat, half human.
Harry: What.
Ron: I’m trying to picture what you look like, Grover and that’s just weird. Sorry ehehe no offense Grover. Anyways.... BLOODY HELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! I NEED FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!
Hermione: That’s interesting. Not the Ron Grover food thing, the satyr thing. Also, do you guys have centaurs?
Annabeth: Actually, yes, we do. The boss of CHB, Chiron, is a centaur. Well, there’s also Mr. D, who's not a centaur, but I don’t count him as a boss… If you meet him you’ll know why. Ugh, he’s so annoying.
Percy: He never says my name right… I think he does it on purpose…
Hermione: We've got centaurs too!
Harry: Uh, but I think the centaurs in the wizarding world are different…
Ron: Uh… DUH! Bane could never teach a camp. We'd all die from staring at the bloody sky and the bloody stars all day.
Hermione: Ron! The centaurs are very intelligent and-
Ron: Blah blah blah
Percy: Let’s get back to the topic.
Hermione: Yeah, back to the topic…
