GUIDE TO GET KILLED BY HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS PART ONE
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1 .Harry : Yell " hey it's Harry Potter the chosen one the master of death ," in a public place . Then , run after him like the crazed fan you are .
2. Ron : Yell him that Hermoine wrote in her diary that she would be with Harry rather that Ron .
3 . Hermoine : Ask her to help you study , and fall asleep within the first half hour
4. Dumbledore :Take his lemon drops then say " will you put me in the naughty list for this , Santa .
5. Voldemort :Take him to the plastic surgeon and tell him ( slowly as if talking to a little kid ) "This is a problem for all of us . It is disturbing to those around you . These people will help you fix it .Just let them give you a nose ."
6. Snape: Gift wrap Neville`s grandmother`s clothes and give it to him for his birthday or the holidays.
7. Sirus : State that
_ he rides a mortorcycle
_ His last name is Black .
--he can turn into a dog
Then secretly ask if he is Jacob Black
8. Lupin: Whenever he enters the room, say loudly " don`t worry people , he`s housebroken. "
9. Bellatrix:Tell her that Hermoine`s bushy hair is way better than her`s .
10. Lucius : Tell him every five minutes that Dobby sent his love .
11.Draco : Dye his hair red then follow him around calling him a Weasly .
12.Ginny : Send her a really sappy love letter and sign Draco`s name .
13. Fred & Gorge : Ask them if they plan on growing old and having matching Dumbledore like beards.
14. Tonks :Ask her to change her appearance , and mid -change , say she looks constipated .
15 . Mad -Eyed Moody -Switch the drink in his personal bottle to apple cinder and watch him freak out while he thinks he is poisoned.
16 . Kingsley : Right before a big wizarding war ,cut off all his connections so he has no idea what`s going on .
17. Nearly Headless Nick : Have him detach his head over and over again .
18. Peeves :Call the Ghost Busters on him .
19. Neville : Jinx his Remembrall so it constantly turns red .
20. Luna : Make a fake version of The Quibbler saying nargels and everything she believe in doesn`t exist .
21. Professor McGonagall : Don`t applaud when she transforms into a cat .
THE END
IF YOU LIKED THIS BOOK ALSO TRY :
1. 25 WAYS TO ANNOY ANYONE WHO DON`T LIKE HARRY POTTER
2. 25 TIMES SEVERUS SNAPE SAVED HARRY POTTER
3. THE DEATHLY HALLOWS :FROM CREATION TO ULTIMATE FATE + WHY HARRY DIDN`T DIE IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST .
4. OWNERS OF THE ELDER WAND
REQUEST
PLEASE SEND ME AN OWL IF YOU HAVE ANY COMMENT ON ANY OF MY BOOKS
2. Ron : Yell him that Hermoine wrote in her diary that she would be with Harry rather that Ron .
3 . Hermoine : Ask her to help you study , and fall asleep within the first half hour
4. Dumbledore :Take his lemon drops then say " will you put me in the naughty list for this , Santa .
5. Voldemort :Take him to the plastic surgeon and tell him ( slowly as if talking to a little kid ) "This is a problem for all of us . It is disturbing to those around you . These people will help you fix it .Just let them give you a nose ."
6. Snape: Gift wrap Neville`s grandmother`s clothes and give it to him for his birthday or the holidays.
7. Sirus : State that
_ he rides a mortorcycle
_ His last name is Black .
--he can turn into a dog
Then secretly ask if he is Jacob Black
8. Lupin: Whenever he enters the room, say loudly " don`t worry people , he`s housebroken. "
9. Bellatrix:Tell her that Hermoine`s bushy hair is way better than her`s .
10. Lucius : Tell him every five minutes that Dobby sent his love .
11.Draco : Dye his hair red then follow him around calling him a Weasly .
12.Ginny : Send her a really sappy love letter and sign Draco`s name .
13. Fred & Gorge : Ask them if they plan on growing old and having matching Dumbledore like beards.
14. Tonks :Ask her to change her appearance , and mid -change , say she looks constipated .
15 . Mad -Eyed Moody -Switch the drink in his personal bottle to apple cinder and watch him freak out while he thinks he is poisoned.
16 . Kingsley : Right before a big wizarding war ,cut off all his connections so he has no idea what`s going on .
17. Nearly Headless Nick : Have him detach his head over and over again .
18. Peeves :Call the Ghost Busters on him .
19. Neville : Jinx his Remembrall so it constantly turns red .
20. Luna : Make a fake version of The Quibbler saying nargels and everything she believe in doesn`t exist .
21. Professor McGonagall : Don`t applaud when she transforms into a cat .
THE END
IF YOU LIKED THIS BOOK ALSO TRY :
1. 25 WAYS TO ANNOY ANYONE WHO DON`T LIKE HARRY POTTER
2. 25 TIMES SEVERUS SNAPE SAVED HARRY POTTER
3. THE DEATHLY HALLOWS :FROM CREATION TO ULTIMATE FATE + WHY HARRY DIDN`T DIE IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST .
4. OWNERS OF THE ELDER WAND
REQUEST
PLEASE SEND ME AN OWL IF YOU HAVE ANY COMMENT ON ANY OF MY BOOKS
