Gryffindoor: Tower! Highest flipping tower, flip yeah! TOWER!
Hufflepuff: But don't you think it's a bit far away from everything, they'll have to climb dozens of stairs every day...
Gryffindoor: TOWER!
Hufflepuff: Oh, for the love of...
Slytherin: I'm going under the lake, like a SUPER SECRET UNDERGROUND LAYER!
Hufflepuff: But Salazar, won't that be a little dreary? And we'd have to add dozens of spells to keep it dry and it'll be a ton of magic!
Slytherin: Super. Secret. Layer.
Hufflepuff: Fine! We'll spend bloody hours drying out some rooms under the lake Merlin. Rowena, what about you?
Ravenclaw: Tower.
Hufflepuff:
Ravenclaw: Exactley. They'll be able to concentrate better miles away from the other houses... Also anything he can build, I can build better.
Hufflepuff: Seriously, your gonna compete with towers?
Gryffindoor: GOING DOWN ROWENA!
Slytherin: Underground is better.
Hufflepuff: Flip this. If anyone wants to find me, I'll be in the kitchen.