25 ways to annoy anyone who don`t like harry potter
written by Leon
I TAKE NO CREDIT CAUSE THE WORDS WERE COPIED FROM A VIDEO
Last Updated
05/31/21
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1. Randomly start crying and say " Dobby died !" .
2.Open all windows and tell them your waiting for the post.
3. Constantly ask them to play Quidditch with you .
4.Every time you give them food , say "anything of the trolly dear "
5. Throw a handful of sand and yell " Diagon Alley ".
6 .Tell them your phone number is 62442 .
7. Every time you turn the light on say " Lumos "
8. Dye your hair a different colour you see them and insist your a metamorphamagus .
9. Complain how their pictures don't move.
10. Sing the sorting hat's song .
11. When they change the channel, ask if you can check the quidditch scores .
12 . Say alohamora every time you open a door .
13. Screech loudly and insist that your speaking mermish.
14.Ask them to help you study for the OWLs
15 . and your newts .
16. End every conversation with ' nitwit ,blubber,oddment ,tweak ' .
17 . Point at modern technology and say ' just look at the things these muggles come up with ".
18. Grunt and point at them telling your speaking troll.
19. Always comment a about how bright Mars is today .
20. Ask them to join S.P.E.W.
21.Talk like dobby.
22. Draw a lighting bolt on your forehead .
23. Call them really early on the morning of July 31 to remind them that it's Harry 's birthday.
24. Rewrite their favourite song with the lyrics of Harry Potter and sing it constantly.
25. Refuse to let your friend until they say the password.
2.Open all windows and tell them your waiting for the post.
3. Constantly ask them to play Quidditch with you .
4.Every time you give them food , say "anything of the trolly dear "
5. Throw a handful of sand and yell " Diagon Alley ".
6 .Tell them your phone number is 62442 .
7. Every time you turn the light on say " Lumos "
8. Dye your hair a different colour you see them and insist your a metamorphamagus .
9. Complain how their pictures don't move.
10. Sing the sorting hat's song .
11. When they change the channel, ask if you can check the quidditch scores .
12 . Say alohamora every time you open a door .
13. Screech loudly and insist that your speaking mermish.
14.Ask them to help you study for the OWLs
15 . and your newts .
16. End every conversation with ' nitwit ,blubber,oddment ,tweak ' .
17 . Point at modern technology and say ' just look at the things these muggles come up with ".
18. Grunt and point at them telling your speaking troll.
19. Always comment a about how bright Mars is today .
20. Ask them to join S.P.E.W.
21.Talk like dobby.
22. Draw a lighting bolt on your forehead .
23. Call them really early on the morning of July 31 to remind them that it's Harry 's birthday.
24. Rewrite their favourite song with the lyrics of Harry Potter and sing it constantly.
25. Refuse to let your friend until they say the password.
