Disgusted
written by Athena
Everyone's least favorite character in the Whole series is Umbridge (Obviously). This book will make you hate her even more (If that's even possible)
Last Updated
05/31/21
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3
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Nine of her Nastiest Quotes
Chapter 3
Here are nine of her nastiest quotes:
1. "I’m sure we’re all going to be very good friends." (Not in a million years!)
2. "You know, I really hate children." (Really? I never could have guessed.)
3. "Deep down, you know that you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr Potter?" (Well then you must know that you deserve Azkaban, if you're lucky.)
4. "I WILL have order!" (No you WILL not!)
5. "What Cornelius doesn’t know won’t hurt him" (Yes but it never occurred to you that maybe they would tell the minister, or at least the ministry, that you cast the cruciatus curse afterwards?)
6. "As I told you Mr Potter, naughty children deserve to be punished." (I suppose you're a child then? You are the right height and you're the naughtiest of them all!)
7. "You have been told that a certain dark wizard is at large once again. This is a lie." (Yeah, like you've never lied before! *See quotes 5 and 1*)
8. "You will be learning about defensive spells in a secure, risk-free way." (The only risk is that they won't know how to cast a simple disarming spell in the face of danger!)
9. "Study hard and you will be rewarded. Fail to do so and the consequences may be severe." (Trust me, they've already been punished enough with you as their teacher!)
1. "I’m sure we’re all going to be very good friends." (Not in a million years!)
2. "You know, I really hate children." (Really? I never could have guessed.)
3. "Deep down, you know that you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr Potter?" (Well then you must know that you deserve Azkaban, if you're lucky.)
4. "I WILL have order!" (No you WILL not!)
5. "What Cornelius doesn’t know won’t hurt him" (Yes but it never occurred to you that maybe they would tell the minister, or at least the ministry, that you cast the cruciatus curse afterwards?)
6. "As I told you Mr Potter, naughty children deserve to be punished." (I suppose you're a child then? You are the right height and you're the naughtiest of them all!)
7. "You have been told that a certain dark wizard is at large once again. This is a lie." (Yeah, like you've never lied before! *See quotes 5 and 1*)
8. "You will be learning about defensive spells in a secure, risk-free way." (The only risk is that they won't know how to cast a simple disarming spell in the face of danger!)
9. "Study hard and you will be rewarded. Fail to do so and the consequences may be severe." (Trust me, they've already been punished enough with you as their teacher!)
