Dear Diary,

       Albus Dumbledore actually ASKED me to kill him!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW????!!!!???? That Harry Potter is CHASING me!!!!! CHASING ME WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVEN"T EVEN DONE ANYTHING!!!!!!! DUMBLEDORE TOLD ME TO KILL HIM! HE TOLD ME TO KILL HIM! WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Come on, diary! SAY SOMETHING!!!!! What in the whole wide WORLD am I supposed to do now?!l DIE???? Oh come ON!!! What shall happen to me????? Really. What kink of world is this? I wish Dumbledore OR Voldemort OR Harry Potter OR The Marauders OR Lily Evans, well no, because if the Marauders weren't there, I wouldn't have called Lily a Mudblood, and maybe we would have married each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE MY LIFE!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!

Bye bye, diary. I will never see you again for I am throwing you away. You are GOOD FOR NOTHING!!!!

Yours Truly,

Severus Snape