ALL BOOKS IN ONE BUT A MASHUP!!!

Harry finds the Sorcerers Stone in the Chamber of Secrets where he gets help from the Prisoner of Azkaban, who gives him the Goblet of Fire, and they work at McDonalds, where they work on the Order of the Phoenix, and then the Half-Blood Prince shows up and demands money, but they put the money in the bank, so they give him the Deathly Hallows instead!