Hogwarts Hogwarts Hoggy Warty Hogwarts
Teach us something please-
weather we be old and bald
or young with scabby knees-
Our heads could do with filling
with some interesting stuff
for now there bare and full
of air dead flies and bits of fluff

So teach us things worth knowing
bring back what we forgot
just do your best we'll do the rest
and learn until our brains all rot