DEAR DIARY THING THAT I STILL DON´T LIKE BECAUSE YOU´RE NOT SHINY,

Now, as you know I tried and failed a lot more to get rid of you. But then something amazing happened! My mum attached a golden key and lock to you so that my siblings can´t read my thoughts and feelings. Anyway, you´re safe until I get that key and lock off, then it´s the pawn shop for you! So I just thought you might want to know that, oooh! A pair of scissors! I´m gonna try to use those to get the key and lock off! See ya!

P.S. I still don´t like you and you´re still not shiny