DEAR DIARY THING THAT I STILL DON´T LIKE BECAUSE YOU´RE NOT SHINY,

You probably already know this because you were there, but I tried to throw you into a lake, but luckily for you my mum saw me and stopped me, *sigh*. So, you were safe for about ten minutes, then I finally got you back. Once I got you, I tried to flush you down the toilet, but as you know, you wouldn´t fit. That´s why you´re on that diet. Anyway after you unfortunately didn´t fit down the toilet, I tried to drown you in the bath tub, but it turns out you can breath underwater, *sigh again*. Anyway, if I keep going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about all the ways I tried to get rid of you we would be here a long time, and I can´t spend anymore time with you than I already have. So lets skim the surface, I tried to throw you in a tree, FAIL. I tried to feed you to my siblings, FAIL. I tried to feed you to my mum, EPIC FAIL. I tried to get you stuck under a really big rock, FAIL. I tried to get you stuck inside of a turtles shell, FAIL, mainly because the turtle was home. I tried to burn you, FAIL. Well I think that if I counted I would probably have failed about twenty-five times so far. Hey, you know what I haven´t tried yet? burying you! See ya!

P.S.I still don´t like you and you´re still not shiny
P.P.S. I just thought you should know that I still don´t like you in case you didn´t know