Draco POV

What Hermione smelled was weird. Why am I thinking about this? Why did she smell spearmint shampoo, she doesn’t even use it! Wait, why do I know she doesn’t use it? Because I do! Ok, I’m making zero percent sense right now. I’m making perfect sense! She smelt spearmint shampoo because I use spearmint shampoo! Speaking of, I just got my robes laundered!


“Hey, mate!” Blaise says loudly, clearly oblivious to the battle in my head.

“I have to go somewhere.” I say randomly. I stand up and walk out, leaving Blaise standing there like a confused dog.


I’m just walking down the halls. Suddenly, Granger pops up out of nowhere. “Going somewhere?” She asks me, and punches me in the nose. It reminds me so much of third year it’s not even funny. Weaselette steps out from behind her. “You okay, Ferret?” She mock-asks. “Not really, no.” I mock-reply. She laughs, and they walk out of the scene. What is WITH her? Then Blaise walks out of nowhere too! “What is this, a hidden camera show?” I ask, exasperated. “Geez, dude, are you sure she’s the girl who kissed you last Christmas?” He asks. I just wanted to forget about that, but I nod.