Thank you for reading through all the way to the end, I hope this brightened your day!
It didn't? Well I have some dad jokes/puns for you:

Puns are like paper, they're tear-able.

Me:When two A's walked into a bar... wait, they were kicked out.
My Friend: What? They're minors

Wood you like to hear more?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter... An irelephant !

A scarecrow stands in a field
Me: Isn't your job boring?
Scarecrow: This job isn't for everyone... Hay, it's in my jeans!

Me: Dad, I don't trust the trees over there
My dad: Why?
Me: They look a little... shady!
My Dad: I will disown you