Sometimes life can be like apples. Sometimes they’re sweet and juicy, and sometimes they taste like window cleaner. Sometimes you get to be a Maid-Of-Honor, and sometimes you get to be a maid. That’s what happened to me, Charlie, two years ago, at my cousin's wedding. I was excited to try on my beautiful dress. One small thing, the fitting never came.... At the wedding my mother told me to change into my uniform. Wait, uniform?