How to Help Peeves the Poltergeist
written by ●Abigail●
A book that is ghost-written by Fred and George Weasley. It's a little short. Sorry! Enjoy!
Last Updated
05/31/21
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Chapter One
Chapter 1
1. Throw sticks at arriving students
2. Turn invisible and grab people's noses, yelling: GOT YOU CONK! (this will help to make them late to classes)
3. Watch for students out of bed at night
4. Listen to people gossiping and then tell the person that they were gossiping about them.
5. If you see Harry Potter, start singing; "Oh Potter, you rotter, oh what have you done? You're killing of students, you think it's good fun!"
6. Start doing a dance routine to the song
7. Stuff keyholes with chewing gum and hope Professor Lupin doesn't catch you
8. Throw water balloons at arriving students
9. Give Professor Umbridge hell from Fred and George Weasley
10. Smash lanterns
11. Blow out candles
12. Juggle burning torches in the corridors
13. Cause neatly stacked piles of parchment to topple out of windows or into fires
14. Flood all the bathrooms
15. Drop bags of tarantulas in the Great Hall during breakfast
16. Tell Peeves "It unscrews the other way." when he is unscrewing a chandelier
17. Drop Snargaluff pods onto Death Eaters heads
18. After Voldemort is defeated, start singing; "We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the One, and Voldy's gone moldy so lets have some fun!"
Credits to: https://www.wizardingworld.com/features/how-peeves-the-poltergeist-wreaked-havoc-at-hogwarts
Go wreak havoc, and make Peeves proud!
2. Turn invisible and grab people's noses, yelling: GOT YOU CONK! (this will help to make them late to classes)
3. Watch for students out of bed at night
4. Listen to people gossiping and then tell the person that they were gossiping about them.
5. If you see Harry Potter, start singing; "Oh Potter, you rotter, oh what have you done? You're killing of students, you think it's good fun!"
6. Start doing a dance routine to the song
7. Stuff keyholes with chewing gum and hope Professor Lupin doesn't catch you
8. Throw water balloons at arriving students
9. Give Professor Umbridge hell from Fred and George Weasley
10. Smash lanterns
11. Blow out candles
12. Juggle burning torches in the corridors
13. Cause neatly stacked piles of parchment to topple out of windows or into fires
14. Flood all the bathrooms
15. Drop bags of tarantulas in the Great Hall during breakfast
16. Tell Peeves "It unscrews the other way." when he is unscrewing a chandelier
17. Drop Snargaluff pods onto Death Eaters heads
18. After Voldemort is defeated, start singing; "We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the One, and Voldy's gone moldy so lets have some fun!"
Credits to: https://www.wizardingworld.com/features/how-peeves-the-poltergeist-wreaked-havoc-at-hogwarts
Go wreak havoc, and make Peeves proud!
