The Hogwarts Phones (Book 1)

Imagine everyone got phones from the Harry Potter series! Read on to look at the school chat, instagram accounts and posts from the fandom! And, want to join the fun? Read on to find out!

Last Updated

08/24/22

Chapters

8

Reads

336

Whole School Chat

Chapter 1

Ron: Hi everyone


Hermione: Ron, have you finished the essay Professor Umbridge told us to write?


Ron: Er, I’m kind of finishing that now…


Dolores Umbridge: You must not tell lies, Mr Weasley. Sources have told me that you have not started it yet.


Harry: WHO SNITCHED??


Hermione: Ron. Why did you do that?


Harry: SHUT UP UMBRIDGE, THE ESSAY WAS DUMB.


Dolores Umbridge: Detention, Mr Potter.


Draco: Well, mudblood, the Inquisitorial Squad petrol several places.


Pansy: SO true. I guess they chose me for my looks - unlike you Ugly.


Harry: SHUT UP PANSY


Hermione: Just ignore them, Harry.


Draco: Ignore them? Keep your bushy head down Granger,


Ron: Hermione, what is the wand movement for a shield charm?


Severus Snape: Tut, tut, Weasley. I remember going over the definition briefly in my class. Draco remains the only one who was listening, it seems.


Draco: Of course, Professor. I was wondering if you ever considered being headmaster? You will get my father’s vote, sir. 


Hermione: What…about…..me…sir?


Ron: Git. 


Pansy: Be quiet, Weasel, Draco is clever and that’s a fact.


Cho: Chill out, guys. Anyone up for playing the game “words”?


Cedric: Count me in. 


Hermione: I’ve got homework….I’ll finish it later I guess. OK.


Harry: (Hermione, the thing is, Professor Flitwick didn’t give you any work today) I want to. 


Draco: As long as I’ll win. I’m playing. You, Pansy?


Pansy: Yep. Count me in.


Ron: Am I late? I’m on.


Angelina: Hi, Katie and Alicia will soon be on.


Ginny: Literally just came. Go on, Cho.


Alicia: Playing.


Katie: Ooof, got billions of messages. I’m ready.


Cho: Ok, there aren't many people online but we will begin (Order from who posted first) Ministry


Cedric: Yule (Ball)


Hermione: Essence


Harry: Egg


Draco: Grounds


Pansy: Sex


Harry: PANSY???


Ron: Told cha’ Harry


Hermione: Pansy, is it true? We have to speak to Professor Dumbeldore


Cedric: My full support, Hermione.


Angelina: Are you guys mad? It’s obvious who was doing that.


Katie: Aha. Guessed.


Harry: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME?


Draco: No, Angelina herself doesn’t *cough* know.


Alicia: Wha- oooooh


Harry: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME??


Hermione: I’ll text you privately.


Draco: No, no, no, My father will hear about this!! Stop Granger


Harry: Is it true?


Luna: You know, I’m pretty sure that this chat is full of nargles.


Fred & George: I admire your sanity, Luna.


 

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