Harry Potter Joke Book

written by Cindy Holmes

Muggle world got you down? Dark lord actively trying to end you? Need some laughter but haven't learned the tickling charms yet? Don't worry, this book is here to save you!

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Chapter 1

Do you know what Hermione's patrons is? Well you otter.

Do you know what Ron's patrons is then? It would be terrier if you didn't.

What do Wizarding students and fish have in common? They hang out in schools.

What do you get when you cross a Ravenclaw with the infirmary? Ill-literacy.

What is a Slytherin's favorite subject? Hissssstory of magic.

Why did Ron have such a hard time studying? He lacked hocus focus.

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