BEARDBEARD: Thank yer

PETE: Well what's your name, lady woman girl?

WENDY: My name is WENDY, and I’ll be taking my purse back, thank you.

(She takes the bag back, to the bewilderment of the pirates)

BEARDBEARD: wh- You’re not su’possed to do that! That’s ours! We stole it!

(PETE and Billy exchange confused looks)

WENDY: and I stole it back.

(she begins to walk offstage, and Billy and PETE go to restrain her. They start to grab her--)

BEARDBEARD: BOYS! Remember the Second rule of piratism!

Billy and PETE: (look down at their feet dejectedly) Never lay your hands on an innocent person without direct, explicit consent.

BEARDBEARD: Aye! So ask permission first.

Billy: (to WENDY) May we stop you from walking off, miss? please?

WENDY: (looks at them with pity) *sighs* you guys aren’t very good pirates, are you?

PETE: What do you mean? We’re named after a cookie, so at least we’re scary.

WENDY: (looks generally confused) here, let me show you.

(She grabs PETE’s sword and swings it in his general direction)

WENDY: (In a pirate accent) Argh! Gimme all yer money if ye want to see another day!

PETE: yB- but you didn’t say please!

WENDY: That’s right! So if ye don’t give me yer money, your head will come off!

Billy: Would ye really do that?

WENDY: (Aims sword at him) Try me.

BeardBeard: Wow! She´s good.

WENDY: ARGH! DON'T YE SPEAK WITHOUT BEING SPOKEN TO, YA LOUSY OLD GIT!

(Spits on ground)

PETE: Hey!!! That’s not sanitary!

BeardBeard: (looking at ground) yes, Ma’am. Sorry, Ma’am.

WENDY: Now, I recall asking for yer money! All of Ye!

Billy: Here, take me gold. Please leave me, be, devil woman!
(Gives her a bag of pirate booty)